JOKES
I write a bunch of topical jokes every day for radio. . . some of the good ones still don’t make it on for various reasons, so I’ll be posting ‘em here every day. Feel free to put ‘em on your site, just make sure I get the credit/link. Thanks!
–According to a new study by China’s Ministry of Public Security, the most popular last name in the country is Wang. I don’t believe it. . . I think they’re WONG.
–Thousands of Japanese people have been swindled in a scam in which they were sold Australian and British sheep and told they were poodles. .Hey that reminds me, what do you get when you put a plastic coating on a sheep? LAMBination.
–Some bloggers claim that Dustin Diamond, Screech from “Saved by the Bell”, is starting up a talent agency for former child actors. He says he can help them get work by changing their identity. . .all except Erkel. . he really can’t do much with him.
–In the first three months of this year, pirate attacks are way down. This is because ship crews are taking more precautions. . .for one thing, they almost never allow ANYONE with an eye patch or a peg leg to board.
–According to a study by the University of Arizona, every time you make contact with your ex, whether it’s a phone call, e-mail, or whatever, it makes you 1% more depressed. Unless that contact includes pouring sugar down his car’s gas tank. . then it kinda boasts you up by 10%.
They should’ve bought some of this JUNK. . . ha ha ha
jan